Natalya Issues Statement Following Losing Match In Record Time

As previously reported, the WWE record for quickest match in history, previously held by Trish Stratus, was broken by Aliyah.

Before the match in which Natalya claimed she would successfully get that very record, Natalya attacked Aliyah and beat her down until the match was almost thrown out. After Aliyah insisted she was fine, the match started and Aliyah rolled up Natalya and scored a fast pin.

It was then announced that Aliyah had pinned Natalya in 3.17 seconds, making it the quickest victory in WWE history.

Natayla put out the following statement about the defeat.

To whom it may concern,

Last night I succeeded in achieving another world record. YAAAAA!

However, the person who also was a tiny part of my wonderful achievement is now trying to take all my credit.

To this end, I have now instructed my assistant to immediately petition the Guinness judges, the Olympic Committee and the Hollywood Foreign Press to have her record overturned. [Assistant note: she has. I will]

I await their responses after they think on it, absorb and reflect.

From The Desk of Three Time Guinness World Record Holder
Natalya Neidhart (The World Record Holder)