John Cena To Receive His Own Statue In His Hometown

John Cena will be receiving a statue in his hometown of West Newbury MA. A promotional pamphlet being distributed in West Newbury reads:

Can’t See John Cena? You Soon Will!

He’ a 16 time world champion. He’s been in movies. He’s even had his own rap album [You Can’t See Me, 2005].

And now, thanks to thousands of petitions from fans in his home town of West Newbury, our hero is finally being recognized with a statue.”