WNS Column: Vicky Reviews Total Divas S3E1

Total Divas oh how I have missed you. I kind of mean that as well. There’s nothing better than some trash TV. So, I forgot where the show left off last season. How informative of me.

This season they are introducing Rosa Mendes to the cast. I am still unsure if that’s a good idea or not. Do they feel bad for her after rehab? Maybe.  Either way I think she’ll be interesting enough but she still cannot wrestle.

The show opens with a segment highlighting Wrestlemania 30, Brie and Bryan’s wedding etc. Eva and her hubby Jonathon are doing a sexy underwear shoot for their save the date cards. Yes that is so normal and you might be in good shape guys but wow how inappropriate for everyone including old folks to see your bits.

It cuts to Rosa and Natalya talking and Rosa has serious side boob going on. Of course ‘normal’ Nattie tells her she’s basically dressed as a porn star. It goes to Eva showing Naomi and Cameron her pictures and Titus tells her to GIRL BYE! Lord may someone help him.

As I’m typing this, I hate that I took notes for this article. Anyway, moving along. In typical fashion, Nikki thinks Cena has some kind of problem as he asked her ‘if marriage was enough’. Brie tells her to freeze her eggs in case she ends up alone at 40. It cuts to Mark Carrano telling the girls that Rosa is back. Natalya got told that she has to basically watch Rosa and train her up.

In one last paragraph the show goes like this; Eva’s family hate Jonathon. The Divas hate Rosa. Nikki sneaks around Cena with the egg freezing crap and again doesn’t tell him. Natalya walks in on Rosa naked and nearly shits herself. Rosa has her first match and sucked. Cameron and Eva laughing at Rosa backstage which baffles me because they suck in the ring too.

I really want to say that WWE rely heavily on Eva Marie this episode. They tell us her Dad has cancer, Eva’s man Jonathon is always compromised and her brothers seem like the most miserable men ever. I do not think I could ever take Eva seriously as an in ring performer because of Total Divas. I am of the same thoughts with a few others.

The whole debacle with Nikki Bella and her egg freezing just seems so weird and wrong. I do not care about this. I think WWE should scrap Total Divas and focus on getting the Divas division some credit again. As a woman how am I supposed to support fellow women when this is what we’re given?

Tune in next week for another witty telling of the sinking ship that is WWE, I mean Total Divas.

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