WWE Raw Results (3/17) *End Result*

WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIIVE FROM SAN ANTONIO TEXAS. And we begin tonight with a recap of last Monday's YES! movement, that was indeed, moving.

HHH music is already playing, and we're brought to him 'occupying' the ring. He begins to place the blame on the universe by saying "by the end of this, this will all be your fault". Hunter begins to state how it will be a hell of a show when BATISTAS music erupts, and the looks shared between are not mutual, by any means - Bootista is pissed and HHH looks like he gon' done something. Batista states how HHH may have problems with Bryan, but he also has problems with himself, Batista. He goes on to state how when he came back, his focus was to win the title, in a singles match, not a match where he doesn't have to be pinned, to lose. As Hunter retorts, RANDY ORTON's music blares and out struts Orton! 

Orton surprisingly agrees with Batista in that a triple threat match should cease to exist. Orton wants Bryan in a No DQ, and is granted that wish. Orton and Batista bicker back and forth, and while HHH attempts to break it up, he's shoved back and angrily leaves. As he's leaving, he states how he's not only pissed at Daniel Bryan, but he sick and tired about having "hollywood stars who come back and think they can tell me what to do" and he hates how "technically gifted wrestler can't win a match without holding his hand" referring to both Batista and Orton. 

HHH finishes by concluding that at Wrestlemania, WHEN he beats Daniel Bryan, the triple threat match stays and HHH will be added to the match. Crowd erupts at that statement, and as Batista is screaming at Hunter, he's hit with an RKO and the crowd erupts again.

Uso's are up next against The Real Americans.

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Uso's vs The Real Americans

We're back to the Real Americans already ready in the ring, while Uso's make their way to the ring. 

Swagger starts with Jimmy and Jimmy is on the assault on the early going, and with frequent tags and working together, keeps the Uso's fresh. Cesaro is tagged and slows the pace down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker with his knee striking Jimmy's spine precisely. Swagger is tagged in but Jey is proving to be too fast for Swagger and just as Jey is getting some steam mounted of offence, Swagger unleashes a big boot that settles the pace down dramatically.

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Real Americans are on the assault on Jimmy, tagging frequently and taking a page out of the books of the Uso's from earlier in the match. Jimmy fights off both Swagger and Cesaro and Jimmy plants Swagger with a spinning front kick that levels Swagger and allows Jimmy to tag in Jey and Jey ups the pace with the onslaught on Cesaro. Cesaro goes for the Cesaro swing but Jimmy comes to Jey's rescue, and they plant Cesaro with a tossing samoa drop! Cesaro is pulled out of the ring by Swagger and as Swagger goes in for the attack on the Uso's, he's double superkicked by the Uso's. Jimmy flies out with a body splash as he points to the Wrestlemania sign and as Jey goes to copy his brother, he's PLANTED with one of Cesaro's patented uppercuts and it leads to Cesaro hitting The Neutralizer and getting the 3-count!

Winner: Real Americans (via pinfall)


Segment cuts to promoting the new animated series by WWE called "Slam City" and comes back to the announcement of Bryan vs Orton No DQ later on tonight.

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We're brought back to another recap (they love their recaps) to what transpired on Smackdowns main event between Big Show and Kane and how Shield defied Kane's orders. 

Segment between Shield and Kane begin with Kane stating how regrettable decisions last week and Dean retorts with "ya.....for you" Kane reminds the Shield of how if they don't comply with the authority, they become liability, not an asset anymore.

Back to Raw and we're treated to Hornswoggle handing out St.Patricks attire, and Bad News Barrett appears to deliver some 'bad news'. 

After Barrett, Sheamus' music hits and it's stated that Sheamus battles Titus O'Neil in a "St.Pattys day showdown"

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Titus O'Neil vs Sheamus

Titus enters, with an outfit that slightly mocks Sheamus, and Sheamus begins the attack on Titus, with angry intentions. Sheamus throws Titus to the outside and Sheamus goes for a running shoulder charge and is caught by Titus and slammed into the corner post! Impressive strength shown by Titus and Titus brings Sheamus to the inside and begins to bring it with various of kicks and punches and eventually tosses Sheamus back to the outside. Titus grabs Hornswoggle and goes to fallaway slam the little guy when he's caught by Sheamus and then is literally used as a dart and thrown into Titus' midsection (How is that not a DQ?....) Sheamus lands the 10 clubbing blows on the chest of Titus and then hits him with a front powerslam, and begins to call for the Brogue kick. Sheamus lands his patented finisher and gets the 3 count.

Winner: Sheamus (via pinfall)

Sheamus announcers after how he enters his name into the Andre The Giant battle royal and just as he leaves the ring, Christian attacks from behind and hits Sheamus with the killswitch to the outside. 

Up next is Cena responds to the Wyatts.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger will be making a guest appearance next week on Raw! 

Cena's music plays and Cena makes his way to the ring. John comments on the excitement of the WWE Universe, and states how long he's been in the business (12 years, over 3,700 matches) John Cena shockingly admits that he's afraid of Bray Wyatt, and states how he's afraid of the universe listening to Bray Wyatt and believing his words and riddles. Cena is looking quite distraught during this promo. Cena begins to state how he may be afraid of Bray Wyatt but he knows that his lifestyle is true and that at Wrestlemania, he will fight for his legacy and he's suddenly interrupted by Bray Wyatt on the titantron!

Bray Wyatt is shown wearing a Cena shirt and while cutting another infamous Wyatt promo, Bray states how his only intention at Mania is to dethrone and ensure that everyone see's John Cena, how Bray see's John Cena. 

Up next is Bryan/Orton No DQ.

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Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton


Orton makes his way to the ring, tightly tossing the titles over his shoulders. Daniel Bryan's music hits and the YES! movement is loud in Texas. Match begins with both men on the attack with punches and kicks to one another. Bryan plants Orton with a knee to the midsection as Orton comes off the ropes. Bryan drags Orton to the corner post and slams his knee into the post. Bryan comes into the ring and Orton counters and begins to slow the pace to his liking. This last's only around a minute as Bryan dropkicks Orton to the outside and hits Orton with a dive to the outside. As Bryan taunts, he goes to pick Orton up till he's blasted with a kendo stick and then is back dropped onto the announcers table.

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Orton has the kendo stick pressed firmly against Bryans face and then is whacked with it once. Orton backdrops Bryan onto the outside barricade and then slams Daniels little Bryans into the ring post, and then planting him with the reverse backbreaker. Bryan is tossed back into the ring and Orton using calculated attacks on Bryan but Bryan kicks it into comeback mode with a fury of counters and clothesline. Orton is hit with a corner dropkick and a hurricarana and Bryan grabs the kendo stick and starts delivering an incredible combo of kicks to the chest and kendo strikes to the sides. Bryan finishes with a kick to the head for a 2 count. Bryan goes up top, but Orton counters and hits Bryan with a top-rope superplex, followed by a 2-count. Orton stomps Bryan and slams Bryan with an apron DDT. As Orton sets up Bryan for the RKO, Bryan slides out and grabs the kendo stick and begins to wail on Orton and drop kicks him outside of the ring. Randy counters with a chairshot to the midsection and to the back. Bryan is thrown into the ring and as Orton goes to the attack again, BATISTA out of no where, and spears Orton. Bryan drop kicks Batista to the outside and pins Orton!

Winner: Daniel Bryan (via Pinfall)


Batista angrily plants Orton with a Batista bomb and leaves Orton as a destroyed carcass. 

Paul Heyman up next.

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Paul Heyman is up on stage and begins to illustrate the point on how Undertaker's last few opponents are ones that Taker has barely come out on top against them, while Brock has manhandled all of them. A video is shown of Taker's legacy throughout Wrestlemania, but it's noted how "the deadman, is slowly dying" and how Brock will conquer Undertakers streak. "April 6th, 2014, Wrestlemania, Undertaker and his streak will Rest.In.Peace." as stated by Paul Heyman. 

We're brought back to HHH and Stephanie bantering back and forth regarding what to do with Daniel Bryan, and how what happens when HHH will wins everything at Mania. Stephanie demands that HHH get it done. 

Fandango enters and up next is Fandango vs. Goldust

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Fandango vs. Goldust

Goldust makes his way to the ring, but mocking Fandango with some of his own dance moves, all the way into the ring. Match begins with Goldust continually mocking him, but keeping the attack going with a couple of atomic drops. Summer Rae gets on the apron and attempts to distract Goldust and Goldust doing his best rendition of elvis, and literally hushes Summer Rae, right off the apron, but Cody thankfully catches her. Fandango continues on the attack on Goldust but Goldust hits an awkward looking hurricarana and continues the assault as he eventually plants Fandango with a spinning suplex neckbreaker and gets the 3 count.

Winner: Goldust (via pinfall)


Kane is on his way to the ring.

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Director of operations Kane makes his way, with a look of concern on his face. He starts with stating how certain scenarios that transpired over last week were illegal and that he's conducting a thorough investigation onto what happened last week with occupy Raw. Kane states how last week, Bryan couldn't have done it alone and calls out Jerry 'the king' Lawler. Lawler refuses to go to the ring, and Kane calls the Shield to come down. Ambrose orders King to get in the ring as the rest just glare at the King. Shield follow closely as they all enter the ring and corner king in the corner of the ring. Kane asks if Jerry has anything to say for himself, and Rollins takes the mic. He states how bryan won't save you because "the shield always does what's right for business" The group slowly turns around and PROTECTS Jerry, and turns their attention to king. They surround Kane and begin to maul him like a pack of dogs. Kane attempts to fight back but to no avail as Rollins kicks Kane in the head and Reigns smashes Kane with an empowering spear. They end with triple-powerbombing Kane and standing over Kane, united as one. 

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Back to seeing the Bella Twins next to the announcers as we have a diva match.

Funkadactyles vs. Aj Lee and Tamina Snuka 

Cameron and Tamina start off and Tamina displays her strength against Cameron with a ridiculous clothesline, and body blows. Tamina tags in AJ (and much delight to the crowd) and AJ locks in a rear-naked choke. Tamina is tagged back in and slams Cameron for a 2-count. Tamina goes for a samoan drop but Cameron counters and tags in Naomi which has the pace quicken and when AJ appears to slow it back down with a front choke, Naomi powerslams AJ and hits the split-legged moonsault on AJ for the win!

Winners: Funkadactyles (via Pinfall)


Up next is the next inductee to the Hall of Fame class of 2014.

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Back from commercials and it's the next inductee to WWE's Hall of Fame and it's......MR.T!!!

A recap of Hogan's announcement of Andre the Giant memorial battle royal is shown.

Big Show makes his way to the ring, as a huge 8-man tag match is announced.

Big Show, Dolph Ziggler, Big E and Mark Henry vs. Alberto Del Rio, Rybaxel and Damien Sandow. 

Big boys start the match as Big E and Ryback begin. A fury of shoulder charges and belly-to-belly by Big E, Mark Henry is tagged in and Henry is looking fired up as he manhandles Curtis Axel. Dolph is tagged in and Curtis slows down Ziggler and tags in Ryback as Ryback begins to manhandle Ziggler. It proves to only last a short while as Ziggler counters Ryback's assault and dropkicks him into the corner and dropkicks Del Rio as well. As Sandow and Curtis Axel enter, Big E and Mark Henry step in, to aid their teammate. 

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We're welcomed back to Del Rio slamming Zigglers head off the announcers table and thrown back into the ring. Sandow is tagged into the ring, only to lay a short assault on Ziggler till Ryback is tagged back in. Ryback goes for a stalling suplex on Dolph but it's countered into a roll up for a close 2 count for Ziggler. Ryback big boots Dolph and tags in Curtis Axel. Curtis begins to taunt Dolph which allows Dolph to plant Curtis with a patented stalling DDT. As it looks like Ziggler is going to get the tag, Sandow interrupts that and slows the pace down. Ziggler eventually fights off Sandow and makes the tag to Big Show, who begins to clear everything in his way, first starting with Sandow. Curtis enters but gets chest slapped by Show. Show is clotheslined by Ryback. Big E running splash, takes out Ryback. Del Rio hits a corner enziguri on Big E. Mark Henry enters but Del Rio throws him out. Ziggler hits the famouser on Del Rio. Curtis Axel throws Dolph out, who's thrown out back Big Show. Sandow attempts to attack Show from behind, but Show easily chokeslams Sandow for the win!.....*breathes*

Winner: Dolph ZigHenBigShowE (via pinfall)

Bray Wyatt scheduled to compete next.

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Kofi Kingston vs. Bray Wyatt


An odd promo is shown for the feud between Bray and Cena but nevertheless, there's still a match. Kofi goes on the attack early but it's thwarted off early by Bray. A glimmer of hope as Kofi attempts to fight back but Bray is all over Kofi. Bray plants Kofi with this front spinning gut buster on his knee (try to imagine it) and shortly after, Bray demoes Kofi with the corner splash and Sister Abigail. 

Winner: Bray Wyatt (via pinfall)

Daniel Bryan is confronted by HHH up next. 

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HHH is in the ring and calls out Daniel Bryan. HHH begins with saying he needs to get a couple things off his chest. He goes on about how everything he's done to Daniel Bryan since Summerslam is nothing personal but it was 'best for business'. He states how he doesn't necessarily want to, but he NEEDS to shut down the YES! movement. 'No hard feelings in this and may the best man win'. Hunter offers his hand but Bryan shakes his head and says no. HHH understands why he says no, and also mentions how since Summerslam, he's done everything to Bryan yet Bryan is still standing. Hunter comments on why the crowd chants his name - it's because he's respected by the universe and (surprisingly) HHH as well. Stephanie comes out irate and sends officers to arrest Daniel Bryan.

As Steph and Hunter argue, they begin to smile and HHH returns to the ring, and orders the cops off Bryan. He says how they aren't even real cops and then begins to assault Bryan, as Bryan is handcuffed and defenceless. HHH throws Bryan around the ring, as well as the outside. He whips Daniel Bryan into the ring barricade and continues the assault all around the outside, whipping Bryan into various objects and slamming him onto the announcers table. Stephanie slaps Bryan a few times and HHH slamming a chair off Bryan's head while it rest on the ring post. Hunter ends the onslaught with a pedigree, as he taunts the crowd.