WWE Royal Rumble (1/26)

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Royal Rumble Pre-Show

WWE Tag Team Championship 

New Age Outlaws Vs. Cody Rhodes & Goldust (C)

Outlaws out first for crowd hyping. Rhodes and Dust next. Cody and Road Dogg start with Cody getting early shots. Road Dogg quickly turns the tide, sets up fist combo but misses the las shot. Dogg takes control but Cody tries to go for a Disaster Kick! Misses the kick, Road Dogg blind tags in Billy. Cody sends Dogg over the top with a clothesline, Billy charges but misses also. Outlaws on the outside, Cody springboards from in the ring and lands on Billy Gunn! Be right back…what the?

Back from the Royal Rumble promo video during the Royal Rumble preview, Gunn and Goldust are in the ring and Dogg back in. The NAO are using quick tags to take care of business but Goldust is able to fight back before Gunn is in the ring and takes control. Gunn and Goldust go down for a 5 count before Goldust makes the hot tag. Cody is on fire. Mocks Billy, tells him to Suck It! Road Dogg tries to take advantage and get Cody in a Pump Handle with his back turned. Cody reverses into a Cross Rhodes!! 1…2…Billy breaks up the count! Goldust is on the outside of the ring somewhere. Road Dogg blind tags in Billy now but Cody doesn’t see it. Disaster Kick on the Road Dogg! Cody gets dropped with a Rocker Dropper from the legal Gunn! 1… 2… 3!! The New Age Outlaws become 6-time WWE Tag Team Champions!

Winners: NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS- New Age Outlaws

WWE ROYAL RUMBLE

Daniel Bryan Vs. Bray Wyatt

Daniel Bryan is the first man out. Bray is here. Stare down to start. Stare down, fight in the middle of the ring. Bray takes early control but Bryan now with forearms, punches, kicks, knee strikes. Bryan dives outside the ring onto Luke Harper but he gets attacked by Rowan and Harper. DB gets thrown back in the ring, Bray rallies the troops and sends them to the back! DB and Bray now fight! 

Bryan dives out of the ring at Wyatt, only for Wyatt to counter with Sister Abilgail on the ringside fan barricade! Wyatt gets Bryan back into the ring, hits the move again, and gets the three-count after an exciting match!

Winner: Bray Wyatt

Big Show Vs. Brock Lesnar

Big Show out first. The Beast Incarnate is coming to bring the pain! And he attacks Show right from the git! I don't remember this being a DQ Match but Brock drops Show and then starts to lay the steel down on Show with a steel chair given by Paul Heyman. The ref checks on Show to see if he's Ok and Lesnar continues the onslaught with the chair. As Show struggles to stay in the match, he finally gets to a knee and the ref rings the bell. Lesnar chargers Show with a chair again but Show hits Lesnar with a KNOCKOUT Punch! Show mounts some sort of comeback but ultimatley slows down from the previous beating. Lesnar lifts Show in the F-5, drops him and that's it.

Winner: Brock Lesnar

Brock starts to unload on Show with a chair after the match. Show is down and completely out as THE BEAST just chops down the tree. This isn't quite Rock/Mankind Rumble 99' but he has hit him more than enough times. Brock breaks a chair but Heyman tosses him another one. Also, it's been bought to my attention that Brock has a tramp stamp. Who knew? I think a total of three chairs have been harmed in this post-match beat down.

WWE World Heavyweight Championship

John Cena Vs. Randy Orton (C)

Randy Orton out first. John Cena. Championship title introduction. Chain wrestling to start, both guys break and Orton starts with the early attack. He slugs away at Cena, drops him. Suplex by Orton and follow up pin gets a 2 count. Orton stays on the offense, dropping Cena with a headbutt, body slam, and lines him up for a knee drop. John tries to amount a comeback but Orton cuts him off with a DDT. The crowd is letting Orton have it so he responds with a taunt on the turnbucjle. John Cena comes up from behind, slips him on his shoulders and an electric char drop on Orton! Cena gets a two count, begins his 5 Moves Of Doom but Orton blocks the Knuckle Drop. Cena climbs the top but Orton bounces back quickly and fights Cena on the turnbuckle. Cena pushes Orton off, Orton to his feet and Cena drops the Leg Drop from the top! John Cena shoulder block, spinning back slam, and he's gaining momentum again! Orton cuts him off again. 

John Cena and Randy Orton trade finishers ala Rock/Cena. Each count is close but not enough. The camera cuts for the Wyatts! What?! Cut back and the Wyatts are on the ring apron! Randy Orton takes advantage of the distraction and drops John Cena with the RKO to retain the title!

Winner: STILL WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Randy Orton

The Wyatts lay the smackdown on John Cena post-match.

Royal Rumble Match

IN:

#1- CM PUNK

#2- SETH ROLLINS

#3- DAMIEN SANDOW

#4- CODY RHODES

#5- KANE

#6- ALEXANDER RUSEV

#7- JACK SWAGGER

#8- KOFI KINGSTON

#9- JIMMY USO

#10- GOLDUST 

#11- DEAN AMBROSE

#12- DOLPH ZIGGLER

#13- R-TRUTH

#14- KEVIN NASH

#15- ROMAN REIGNS

#16- GREAT KHALI

#17- SHEAMUS

#18- THE MIZ

#19- FAN-DANGGGG-OOOOOO

#20- EL TORITO

#21- ANTONIO CESARO

#22- LUKE HARPER

#23- JEY USO

#24- JBL

#25- ERICK ROWAN

#26- RYBACK

#27- ALBERTO DEL RIO

#28- BATISTA

#29- BIG E. LANGSTON

#30- REY MYSTERIO

OUT:

1- DAMIEN SANDOW BY CM PUNK

2- KANE BY CM PUNK

3- ALEXANDER RUSEV BY 4 PEOPLE

4- R-TRUTH BY DEAN AMBROSE

5- JIMMY USO BY DEAN AMBROSE

6- JACK SWAGGER BY KEVIN NASH

7- KOFI KINGSTON BY ROMAN REIGNS

8- DOLPH ZIGGLER BY ROMAN REIGNS

9- GREAT KHALI BY THE SHIELD

10- CODY RHODES BY GOLDUST

11- GOLDUST BY ROMAN REIGNS

9- KEVIN NASH BY ROMAN REIGNS

10- FANDANGO BY EL TORITO

11- EL TORITO BY ROMAN REIGNS

12- JBL BY ROMAN REIGNS

13- THE MIZ BY LUKE HARPER

14- JEY USO BY LUKE HARPER

15- ERICK ROWAN BY BATISTA

16- RYBACK BY BATISTA

17- ALBERTO DEL RIO BY BATISTA

18- BIG E. LANGSTON BY SHEAMUS

19- REY MYSTERIO BY SETH ROLLINS

20- LUKE HARPER BY ROMAN REIGNS

21- DEAN AMBROSE, SETH ROLLINS, ANTONIO CESARO BY ROMAN REIGNS

22- CM PUNK BY KANE (INTERFERENCE)

23- SHEAMUS BY ROMAN REIGNS

24- ROMAN REIGNS BY BATISTA

WINNER: BATISTA